If you read my blog yesterday, you might be a little confused as to whether you’ve ever had sex, who it was with and whether they agreed that they were having sex with you. But according to the U.S. razor manufacturer Schick, if you shave regularly you’re more likely to have sex (whatever that might be) than if you don’t.
Schick’s recent national poll found that men who shave five times or more per week have sex on average 15.5 times per month, as opposed to just 7.8 times per month for those who prefer the old designer stubble look. I’m not sure exactly what these men are up to when they have their 0.5 of 0.8 sex sessions – but fair play to them for being so precise.
According to Schick, their “Skin-dex” survey showed an undeniable link between shaving frequently and “material, emotional and romantic satisfaction”. So in other words, if you’re piss poor, depressed and lonely, have a shave – you’ll feel a lot better!
But don’t get over zealous with the life changing benefits of regular shaving – because there’s a sting in the tail. Razor burn turns out to rank third in the list of “top turns offs” for women – just after body odour and dandruff. So if you already suffer from the top two, it’s probably better not to take the risk and just keep the beard – two out of three you might just get away with – all three and you’re truly going to be stuffed.
So what’s the secret behind regular shavers having more sex? Well…one finding in Schick’s results reveals the answer…apparently, 83 percent of women surveyed had a strong preference to cleanly shaved men. Out of that, 76 percent of women agreed that they were turned on by a cleanly shaved man, 78 percent would prefer to kiss a bloke without facial hair and when it came to sex…64 percent really would prefer it if you had a shave before you shouted Geronimo and leaped on top.
But if you ask me, there’s a strange irony here. 76 – 78 percent get turned on by and would rather kiss a cleanly shaven man, but only 64 percent would prefer if you were shaved before sex? That means that there are a good 10 percent of women out there who would still have sex with a bloke even if they’d refused to kiss them first and weren’t even turned on by them – in other words, easy lays. So if you don’t mind being branded a selfish lover…those would seem to be the women to go for anyway. Who cares if they’re not turned on and don’t want to kiss first….doesn’t that just save on the foreplay?
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